Friday, January 21, 2011

pauwi na nga lang, naka-engkwentro pa ng GAGO

gusto ko lang maglabas ng galit at inis - kailangan eh. 

sa mambabasa: kung ayaw mong makabasa ng sangkatutak na mura, HUWAG MONG BASAHIN ITO.

alam kong masama ang magmura at magsulat nang masama sa kapwa, pero sa kasong ito, hindi ko itinuturing na kapwa ang tutukuyin ko sa susunod na talata. ayan, PUTANG-INA at PUTANG-AMA mo, sisikat ka pa dito kung sino ka mang GAGO at TARANTADO ka.

kagabi, pumunta ako sa despedida nina Lanie at Doni sa isang KTV sa Jupiter St., Makati. hindi ko na babanggitin ang pangalan ng establishment dahil hindi naman ito plugging. nagmagandang-loob si Ronnel na isabay ako hanggang sa Cubao dahil may sasakyan naman siya at papuntang Fairview ang daan niya. magpapa-karga sana si Ronnel ng gasolina sa isang malapit na gas station nang biglang may sumulpot na lalaking naka-motorsiklo na naka-cap at may bitbit na helmet sa bandang kanan ng kotse at muntik pa naming magitgit. nag-cut ang GAGO at ihinarang ang scooter niya sa harap ng sasakyan ni Ronnel at halatang uminit ang ulo niya dahil sa insidente na siya naman ang may kasalanan. pumunta siya sa driver's side at pinagalitan si Ronnel habang inoobserbahan ko lang ang ikikilos ng GAGO na sumugod sa amin. kahit hindi naman niya kasalanan, humingi ng pasensya si Ronnel para hindi na lumaki pa ang problema - at hindi kasi namin alam kung bubunot ba ng baril ang PUTANG-INANG GAGO kasi tinanong pa niya si Ronnel kung may lisensya siya. hindi pa nakuntento sa paghingi ni Ronnel ng pasensya, nang-insulto pa ang GAGO hanggang sa nilapitan na kami ng gwardiya para ayusin ang aberya. tumuloy na magpa-karga ng gasolina si Ronnel habang tinitingnan-tingnan namin ang GAGO na tumitingin-tingin din sa amin habang nagpapa-karga din siya ng gasolina. nahalata ni Ronnel na naka-inom ang GAGO dahil amoy-alak daw ito. naging consensus na lang namin ni Ronnel na pabayaan na lang ang GAGO na dumakdak nang dumakdak. pero ibang usapan na kung mananakit siya - tabla-tabla na kung saka-sakali. habang nagpapa-karga ng gas si Ronnel ay nilapitan kami ng gwardiya at kinausap. ayon sa salaysay ng gwardiya, hindi lang pala yun ang insidenteng kinasangkutan ng MAYABANG na GAGO - dati daw ay naninigarilyo pa ito sa mismong gas station at gusto pa niyang barilin ang isang attendant dun sa may air pump ng gulong. sinabihan daw siya ng gwardiya na "sige, subukan nyong gawin yan sir, kakasuhan namin kayo. nirerespeto kayo pero inaabuso nyo naman." mabuti din naman at walang masamang nangyari, at maigi rin na may CCTV sa gasolinahan. kaya ayun, ang gabing puno sana ng good vibes ay sinubukang sirain ng isang GAGO na naka-engkwentro namin sa gasolinahan - PUTANG-INA at PUTANG-AMA mo, kung sino ka man! KUNG TOTOONG PULIS KA NGA, NAKAKAHIYA KA SA MATITINO AT TAPAT NA KASAPI NG KAPULISAN! DAPAT SA IYO SINASAMPOLAN NG PANG-AABUSO NA BINIBIGAY MO SA ORDINARYONG MAMAMAYAN! HALATANG KINALIMUTAN MO ANG PANATA NA MAGLINGKOD AT MAGTANGGOL KASI NANG-AABUSO KA KAHIT IKAW ANG MAY KASALANAN! kaya lang kita pinag-aksayahan ng oras dito ay dahil gusto kong MA-KARMA ang mga tulad mong ABUSADO! kung masagasaan ka ng trak at magka-lasug-lasog ang katawan mo, sana hindi ka kainin ng mga gutom na aso, BWAKANANG-INA at BWAKANANG-AMA mo! o di kaya ay sana MABARIL KA SA ULO AT MAGKASABOG-SABOG ANG TARANTADONG UTAK MO! kung makukulong ka, SANA AY PILAHAN NG MGA TIGANG YANG MARUMING TUMBONG MO HANGGANG SA MAGSUKA YAN NG TAE AT DUGO! at kung sakaling mapag-tripan ka ng mga TERORISTA, SANA BALATAN KA NILA NANG BUHAY, IGULONG SA ASIN AT IPRITO SA MARUMING KRUDO, GAGO! kapag napadpad ka sa IMPIYERNO, SANA'Y IPAGKANULO KA NI HUDAS, PATAYIN NI BARABAS, AT LIBAKIN NI HESTAS BAGO KA TUHUGIN NG TINIDOR NI SATANAS!

ayan, tapos na akong maglabas ng galit at inis. at Ronnel, saludo ako sa pasensya mo.

Monday, November 29, 2010

my first tattoo: StarMan

i had my first tattoo done earlier today. i had been thinking of getting one since last year, but due to a lot of things that i needed to get out of the way, ngayon lang ito nangyari. may ilang designs akong ini-consider, all of which ay balak ko ding ipalagay lahat – but i had to choose one because i believe that my first tattoo should have a personal significance. i have always said that i am a professional wrestling nerd/geek – i go out of my way to watch matches on TV/the internet, get the latest news, analyze storylines, read articles, and even play pro wrestling video games. and speaking of video games, pro wrestling for the japanese family computer console/american nintendo entertainment system was one 8-bit/old school game that i was only able to play once in the original famicom console. why is that so? first, pro wrestling was one of the more expensive game cartridges back in the day – mga 500-600 PhP ang presyo niya – and second, yung mga tapes namin sa bahay, with the exception of mike tyson’s punch out and castlevania, were the cheaper but still entertaining ones like popeye, mappy, donkey kong jr., super mario bros., adventure island, gradius, zippy race, tag team pro wrestling, and wrecking crew. the one and only time that i was able to play the famicom pro wrestling game was during a visit to our neighbor eric’s house. out of the six playable characters, i chose starman, and eric chose the amazon. needless to say, i got such a bad ass-whooping in that 2 out of 3 falls match that we never played the game again. to elaborate, i got several kicks, punches, clotheslines, backdrops and brainbusters – but i never took it personally, hahaha! that was in 1989, as far as i can remember. before playing the game, i had read eric’s nintendo magazine and that’s where i first saw a short article about the game and the six playable characters, plus various screenshots of them in action. with all due respect to the amazon, i always thought that starman was the coolest character in the game. fast forward to 2007, our original famicom console and cartridges have become a thing of the past, but thanks to game emulators like fceux, i have been able to play pro wrestling again and finish it, as well as take screenshots in my PC. the starman design was taken from a screenshot after i pinned the great puma (the game’s boss character) after a match to unify our 2 titles, that’s why starman wears the video wrestling association title on his waist and holds the video wrestling federation title (that he won from great puma) above his head. i modified starman’s colors to make his tights and mask white and his boots yellow gold, as opposed to his original pink bodysuit, blue trunks and blue boots – just to make him look like an old school luchador. and that, in a nutshell, is the aesthetic aspect/reasoning for the design i chose for my first tattoo.

for the philosophical aspect, pro wrestling as a part of popular culture can be likened to a soap opera, a movie, or, when i look at the bigger picture, life itself. i am making an analogy that i am a wrestler, and my life is the game/storyline. each day is a struggle, a challenge to give my best effort in spite of obstacles and adversity - like a wrestling match. ultimately, we are uncertain if we are booked to win or lose our matches, but we can always choose to give a 5-star effort every time – so that regardless of results, we could say that we tried our best. i can accept losing, but i will never love it – and i believe losing with honor is better than winning without it. but i also believe that someday, God will give me that hard push and book me “to be the man.” and if that means that i have to “do the job” and make sacrifices, then i will accept. i will keep working and trying until i get over, until i become “the one” – and i will not give up. oo, para sa akin, ang buhay ay parang wrestling.

going back to getting my first tattoo, i emailed my inquiry as well as my preferred design to P&P Tattoo last November 12. i waited for a reply, but after two weeks there was still none, so i decided to send a message through yahoo messenger last November 26 (friday) – wala namang mawawala kung susubukan, di ba? the secretary, Ms. Ebby did a wonderful job in facilitating/setting up my appointment, so i was both excited and nervous as i awaited November 29. on Saturday, November 27, it was my birthday so i kept busy by eating, watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall, answering birthday greetings, reading Foley Is Good (a book written by then 3-time world champion Mick Foley given to me by my cousin Noel), sleeping, grilling meat, drinking beer, sharing stories, and preparing take-home goody bags for my friends. the following day, i spent time watching the WWE Survivor Series 2010 and Monday Night Raw replay as well as surfing the net. this morning, i got up before 10 am, surfed the net a bit before taking a bath and proceeding to Makati for my appointment. i arrived a bit early at P&P because i didn’t want to be late for my 1 pm appointment. i didn’t know who would be the artist, so i just sat on the couch and read one of my books while i waited. While listening to Eat Bulaga! on the TV, Mr. Ron Poe arrived with a companion and said: “Patambay, ha?” to Ms. Ebby. as it turned out, Ron Poe worked on my 8-bit starman design while i kept reading and some more clients and visitors arrived. he asked me a few questions about the design, such as would it be the same size as the print-out, and where do i want it done, while working on the stencil. Ms. Ebby then gave me a form that was sort of a contract of which the terms and conditions i had to comply with, initial and sign, as well as provide a valid ID. as Mr. Jake Cuerpo and Mr. Myke Sambajon arrived, more clients and guests hung out at the shop also. when Mr. Poe called on me, i was quite nervous as i got my bag and proceeded to sit on the chair at his work station. he set up his equipment and then proceeded to lay down the stencil on my arm. he asked me if i was nervous and i said a little bit because it’s my first time to get inked. he told me that it would not be possible to make the starman design’s tights and mask white so he suggested that we go for gray and i immediately agreed – because i believe that the artist always knows better when it comes to color. he also told me that he was going to do the red parts first, so i just put my arm on the platform and watched Ron ink me. the first few jabs of the needle felt like my skin being scraped like a blade, but the pain was tolerable – at least i didn’t scream, because that would have been quite embarrassing (and probably hilarious). from time to time, Ron asked if i could take the pain, and i said yes every time – i guess i was too busy being amazed at how this artist was placing art on my arm – it was like starman was coming to life. it may seem silly to some, but that was what’s going through my mind while i was getting inked – and i also realized that i had a decent tolerance for pain. after Ron was done, i looked at my arm in the mirror and was in awe of his work – a StarMan 3:16 moment, if you will. Ms. Ebby then took a picture of my tattoo – i guess it would be posted in their gallery – and afterwards, i asked if she could take a snapshot of my tat using Nanay’s camera as well as a picture with Mr. Ron Poe. as i paid for their great services, they told me how to take care of my tattoo for the next few days, and to call them at the shop if ever there’s a problem. Ms. Ebby then proceeded to tape a patch on my tattoo, and they told me that i could remove it after an hour. as i said goodbye, Mr. Poe humbly said that he hopes i could come back again some time. as an answer to that, i say: yes i will.

after all, the bleeding and the pain was all worth it. trust me.