fill in the ______

got this from Abet. wala lang, i just had to answer it myself. wala nang tag-tag, sagutan na lang... =)

1. "sana ____ ngayon!"
- nasa beach ako

2. "masarap ____ sa kama."
- mag-yakapan

3. "natatakot akong ____."
- malunod

4. "gusto kong makita at makasama si ____"
- L----- F------

5. "hay, gusto ko nang ____"
- tumigil sa pagtatrabaho at makipag-inuman na lang

6. "gusto kong kumain ng ____"
- Jumbo Pao ng Kowloon West

7. "si doraemon ay _____"
- mas sikat kay Mojacko sa Japan

8. "masarap tumambay sa _____"
- Lumang Gulod (pre-Likha-Diwa era), sa tabi ng Sarah's

9. "masaya ako kung makita ko si _____"
- A---

10. "mahilig akong _____"
- magsulat ng kung anu-ano sa notebook

11. "ang pinaka-weirdong bagay na nagawa ko ay _______"
- mag-download ng videos ni Rick Astley habang kumakain ng lunch

12. "dapat pinagbabawal ang _______"
- a) pinagsabay at b) pinagsunod

13. "ang emo ay ______"
- hardcore din, originally.

14. "ang goth ay _____"
- isang kultura na hindi ako maka-relate.

15. "ang punk ay ______"
- parang suplex, maraming variations, pero danceable lahat.

16. "si sarah geronimo ay ______"
- nakasabay ng ex ko sa eroplano; nalaman ko ito nang sunduin ko siya dati (hindi si Sarah ha?)

17. "si GMA ay _______"
- negative pa rin ang rating, ayon sa SURVEY, hehehe!

18. "ang southpark ay _____"
- nasa south ng North Park Noodle House

19. "si Barney ay ______"
- ang b**l*ng dinosaur

20. "ang pagsabi ng bad words ay _____"
- nakaka-bata ng hitsura, 'namo!

21. "ang hindi pagtupad sa pangako ay _____"
- bihira kong gawin.

22. "kung ako'y isang pagkain, ako ay ____"
- adobo - minsan bawal, pero laging masarap

23. "gusto kong umapak sa planetang _____"
- uranus, para mas maintindihan ko yung joke.

24. "masaya ako kase _____"
- isang oras na lang, uwian na.

25. "dati, ako ay isang ____"
- smoker

26. "pero, _____"
- itinigil ko na

27. "kaya, ______"
- mas nakakapag-concentrate ako sa pag-inom ng alak

28. "aaminin ko na isa akong _______"
- saging. dahil saging lang ang may puso! saging lang ang may puso!!!

29. "ang pinakamataas kong narating ay ang ______"
- Mt. Tapyas ('ata)

30. "ang masasabi ko sa aking career ngayon ay ______"
- ganun pa rin, NGO work, pero nabubuhay pa rin nang maayos

31. "iboto natin si ___ bilang presidente!"
- (as with Abet) Eddie Gil (yung 1 million ko ha?)

32. "gusto ko ng _____"
- peluka, yung dreadlocks.

33. "ngayon-ngayon lang, naalala kong ______"
- ni-let go na kita, hopefully for the last time.

ano'ng pangalan mo?

got this from Abet, Jhen and Mon, kaya sumulat din ako ng sa akin.

Rule: List all the names you were called by and the people who calls you that. Tag at least 5 members of your contacts and give a comment on their site for them to know they've been tagged.

Christian - elementary at high school classmates

Be/Kuya Be (pronounced "Beh" as in "belat!") - mga kapatid ko, pag nasa bahay at kami-kami lang ang nagkukuwentuhan; mga pinsan ko din sa mother side, ito ang tawag sa akin.

Mike - tawag sa akin ng mga kaibigan, both old and new - mula college days hanggang sa kasalukuyan. ito rin ang tawag ng nanay ko sa akin simula nang tulian na ako.

Brother Mike - bihira na itong gamitin eh, dahil college days pa ito nung 2nd year ROTC kung di ako nagkakamali. basta, gamit ito ng mga kakilalang ka-kulitan ko. last time kong na-recall na ginamit ito was at a YM conference ng Club 202 boys and girls (alam na nila kung sino sila), si Abet ang tumawag sa akin nito nang tanungin nung ibang users kung sino ba yung "lintek na user na yan."

linteknapartyboyjapanyan - yahoo id, halaw sa "Party Boy Japan" skit ni Chris Pontius sa "Jackass The Movie"

lambanogpusher - multiply and youtube id ko, recent lang ito, 2007-2008 lang.

Ninong Mike - tawag sa akin ng mga pamangkin ko, sina Alyanna and Gelo

Christian Michael/Hoy, Magaling na Lalake - tawag sa akin ng nanay ko nung bata pa ako, tuwing may ginagawa akong katarantaduhan.

Dude/Man/Pare - yung mga coño/sosi friends ko - yung mga nakasama ko sa "extreme camping." eto, pang-kulit-kulitan lang. =)

Mark Lapid/Mike Lapid - recently lang ito, this year lang. minsan, ito ang tawag sa akin nung mga nakapanood na ng mga "Saging Lang Ang May Puso" gags namin sa mga tours ng R.A.C.E. parang si Dhang yata ang unang tumawag sa akin ng "Mike Lapid," if i remember correctly. pang-alter-ego/hero worship lang po ito. =))

Idol - tawag sa 'kin ni Idol Mon, utol ni Abet

Mic (pronounced "Mike" din) - usually pag close friend na kita, ganito ang spelling mo sa nickname ko. pero kahit bagong friend pa lang, kung magaan naman ang loob ko sa taong yun, i let them spell my name that way. =) nag-originate ang spelling na ito sa classmate ko nung high school/barkada ko nung college na si Bits.

Mic (pronounced "Mick" naman) - si Pepper, friend ko nung high school hanggang ngayon

Tom/Entoms/Tommy/Toma - bihira din gamitin ang mga ito, high school days pa ito. this is based on my surname.

Sodomike - may samahan kami nung mga kaibigan ko nung college, na tinaguriang "UP Perverticons" (a play on the Transformers' the Decepticons), also known as the Pervert Icons (pagka-graduate na ito). isa ako sa mga kasapi ng "samahang manyakis" na ito, at Sodomike ang alyas ko. ang iba pang mga kasapi ay sina Ejacula (Ajel), Scrotomus Prime (Francis), Analex or Anal-X (Alex), Archienupa (Archie), Blowjude (Jude) at Dandy-licious Dakotangogan (Dandy).

bakla/bading/lolah/halachina/sadik/Thom Filicia - generic na tawagan namin ng mga kaibigan kong sina Ajel, Archie, Alex, Kiko, at Francis. si Thom Filicia (a.k.a. the Design Doctor) ay yung isa sa Fab Five ng Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, at yun ang alter-ego ko pag naglalandian kami nina Ajel (Carson Kressley, the Fashion Savant), Archie (Ted Allen, Food and Wine Connoisseur), Kiko (Jai Rodriguez, Culture Vulture) at Alex (Kyan Douglas, Grooming Guru).

Mikey - yung isang boss ko at yung ibang ka-opisina ko. minsan, naiirita ako pag ito ang tawag sa akin, kasi kadalasan, may kasama itong utos/sermon o both.

Mickey - variation ng "Mikey", gamit din ng ibang officemates. minsan, gamit din ni Amy, friend ko nung college hanggang ngayon

Michael - yung elder sister ng nanay ko/tita ko, si Mama Tita at ang asawa niyang si Papa Walter ang tumatawag sa akin nang ganito.

Pinggot/Enggot - tawag sa akin nina Mama Tita at Papa Walter nung bata pa ako, at minsan, nadudulas pa rin sila sa pagtawag sa akin nang ganito hanggang ngayon.

Baybs (pronounced similar to "vibes") - nung bata pa ako, ito ang tawag sa akin ni Tita Tes, asawa ng Tito Bogs ko na siya namang nakababatang kapatid ng nanay ko

Tantan/Tan - mga kapitbahay, at mga kalaro ko nung bata pa hanggang maging teenager. ito rin ang tawag sa akin ng mga tito, tita at pinsan ko sa father side nung totoy pa ako.

Piglet - ito yung tawagan namin ng officemate/friend kong si Mear, pero katuwaan lang, walang ibang kahulugan.

Bear - ito ang tawag sa akin nung dati kong prinsesa. medyo ma-dramang alalahanin ito. =(  [more info on this sa OGL entry ko, na di ko pa alam kung kelan ko matatapos]

tingin ko, isa sa atin dito may itinatago

these pics were taken last Sunday, as we were breaking camp at Graceland, Tayabas and preparing to go to Majayjay, Liliw and UP Los Baños as part of Terence and Thina's anniversary celebration which started as early as the 12th of September sa WG Diner.

this was probably the sosiest camping ever, and was even dubbed "extreme camping" by us participants. too bad at walang awarding ceremonies ng certificates of completion, hehehe... pero kidding aside, i had a great time because of: a) the sights and b) the people who were kasama in this trip. sorry, i can't get the coño-ism off my kamalayan, as in consciousness pa, dude, man, pare. shucks, i'm like, so dyahe. *hiya*

sobrang saya talaga ng weekend na ito dahil nga sa mga sumama na bukod sa makukulit, eh panay pa ang joketime - as in maya't maya may hihirit at may gagatong pa. may tour guide pa kaming kasama (na kamukha ng Mayor ng Pagsanjan na si ER Ejercito a.k.a. George Estregan, Jr.), as in nagkaroon pa tuloy kami ng crash course tungkol sa origin ng mga pangalan ng ilang mga bayan sa Laguna. BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE! panay din ang "do the locomotion" naming mga baliw throughout this celebration, as in nakaka-LSS na talaga. muli, maraming salamat, lalo na kina Thina at Terence sa pag-imbita. it's an honor for me to be part of this. sana ay marami pang anniversaries at blessings para sa inyong dalawa.

karamihan sa mga kuha, mga sablay at ilang mga matitino, ay kagagawan ko. may mga ibang kuha sa Majayjay Church at sa Chowking SLEX courtesy of Master Ron. isinama ko na lahat ng pics kasi lahat naman ng shots, maging yung mga sablay, ay may kanya-kanyang istorya. salamat kay Donnie for the dinner blow-out - nanalo kasi ang Ateneo sa Game 1 ng UAAP Men's Basketball Finals eh.

present sa lakarang ito ay sina: Donnie, Lanie, Terence and Thina, Jhen, Abet, King Louie, Master Ron, Mon, at siyempre, ako. nga pala, makiki-grab na rin ako ng pics sa mga album ninyo, ha?

on the title, based siya dun sa gender-friendly commercial ng KFC Shrimp Surfers - ginawa kasi naming running joke yan all throughout the journey, along with the genie jokes, boy bastos chronicles, chinese sex feng shui, pahabaan ng b**at, at iba pang pampalipas-inip. *ay!!!* =))

p.s. na-LSS pa rin ako - "Everybody's doing a brand new dance now... come on baby, do the locomotion!" hahaha!

sa uulit-ulitin, guys and girls. ang sasarap ninyong kasama. =)

dreams (the weird ones, i mean)

i said in my previous entry that the next one would be about my OGL, but i had to write this entry down and post it. i had a strange dream last night – well, technically, it was this dawn, as i was only able to sleep at about 3:30 am – and i couldn’t make any sense out of it.

 

my dream was in technicolor (so it’s not in black and white, obviously) and it showed that i was watching a television program wherein a female host (presumably in her 40s) featured a man (in his 30s at least) putting on some sort of white cream all over his face. and the weird part was that, as i was watching that television program, i was also putting on that same white cream on my face. and when i was finished, that’s when i woke up. what the hell was that about? i am at a loss for a plausible explanation/interpretation.

 

if you thought that was weird, then you ain’t seen nothing yet. about 30 minutes ago, my cousin texted me about a weird dream he had last night. here it is:

 

“Nanaginip ako kagabi, sabi daw sa iyo ng boss mo: ‘Good job, Mike,’ sabay abot ng t-shirt ni Jennifer Lopez. Pinagbakasyon ka din daw as regalo ng opisina kaso na-delay daw yung alis dahil may bagyo. Binigyan ka ni Abet ng consolation, ng CD ni – guess who – Rick Astley. Kinuha mo daw, pero binigay mo daw sa iba yung CD.”

 

putaragis.

 

una sa lahat, hindi ako mahilig maglalagay ng kung anu-anong cream sa pagmumukha ko, astringent lang pero hindi cream.

 

pangalawa, hinding-hindi siguro ako bibigyan ng t-shirt ni J-Lo ng boss ko.

 

pangatlo, at higit sa lahat, kung bibigyan man ako ni Abet ng CD ni Rick Astley, eh HINDI KO YUN IBIBIGAY SA IBA – pwede akong mag-burn ng kopya, pero AKIN ANG ORIGINAL.

 

ganito ba ang nagagawa ng sobrang ikling pagtulog?

 

ewan.

lost in Makati (a.k.a. the post-Eraserheads get-together)

last Saturday (well, technically it was already Sunday) i had one of the most fun nights out with friends in quite a while. i almost skipped it when the slacker in me thought that: “i’d be lost in Makati, so why bother, right?” but then again, my instincts (and some little lady’s convincing power) told me to go have a drink at that unholy hour. and besides, these friends of mine are some of the best people to have a sensible conversation with – and the buckets of beer just made the night much more enjoyable.

before i get ahead of myself, i’d like to share my experience GOING there – a.k.a. me and my lousy sense of direction in a place called Makati. i took a cab from home (i live in Pasig) to Makati and i was telling manong driver that I’d be landing at the corner of Buendia (not Ely) and Makati Avenue at a WG Diner. after plying the entire red light district, i thought that we had made a wrong turn and i asked to be brought at the Petron gas station at the corner of Buendia and Makati Ave. so i could walk and find the place for myself – it wasn’t exactly the best move – hell, it wasn’t even a good move, period. after getting instructions from Donnie through phone (not iPhone), i walked towards what i believed was the right turn he described, but it turned out that i made one wrong turn, so i went back to the gas station where i was at.

by this time, it started to rain, so i stopped to catch my breath as well as to text Jhen that i might have gone the wrong way as i still can’t find WG Diner near my location. she replied that it was near a Mercury Drug store and right across 7 Eleven in ANOTHER PART of Makati Avenue, so when i was talking to her, i was at a seemingly right but wrong reference point. so, out of pity (and perhaps exasperation), sinalubong na lang ako nina Abet at Donnie dun sa kinalalagyan ko. i even tried to walk towards the opposite direction, but i decided to go back, as there were no signs of any night life nearby. i heaved a sigh of relief nang makita ko sa kahabaan ng Makati Avenue sina Abet at Donnie, kaya dali-dali akong sumama sa kanila para maka-inom at maka-Sali na ako sa kwentuhan.

on a lighter note, pakiramdam ko ay nabawasan ang timbang ko dahil sa kalalakad na pinaggagawa ko nung gabing yun – eh kasi naman, ang pinaka-physical na ginawa ko this past week eh tugtugin sa gitara ang kantang “No One Else” ng Weezer. siyempre, sobrang enjoy ang madaling-araw ko kasama sina Abet, Donnie, Mon, Lanie at Jhen sa WG Diner – kaya kahit paano, tinawanan ko na lang ang katangahan ko sa directions dahil worth it ang company nila (seryoso ako dito, ha?). sa dami ng napag-kwentuhan namin, inabot na kami ng umaga – and in fact, ang kasunod na entry nito ay isang pagku-kwento tungkol sa aking nakaraang lovelife – so next time, OGL mood naman ako. i really had a great time with the five of you, kaya maraming salamat Abet, Donnie, Mon, Lanie at Jhen – sa uulitin at uulitin at uulitin pa. =o)