"Wag mo na akong ihatid, may spotter kasi ako."

hindi ko alam kung ano ang ibig talagang sabihin ng mga katagang ito.

pero it reinforces my impression that maybe "women are ashamed to be seen with me."

ewan ko.  it's a bit of a downer, but maybe i'll get over it in a few days -

but don't quote me on that, kasi i tend to (over) analyze such matters and blame myself for such debacles.

#finishinglastagain

kalabit, kapa, kaskas

parang ang hirap mag-blog ngayon - pakiramdam ko pudpod ang diwa ko dahil sa trabaho.  dinadaan ko na lang muna sa gitara, kahit na halos wala namang nabubuo (hence the post's title).  pinost ko din ito sa YouTube channel ko (http://www.youtube.com/user/lambanogpusher).  ito ang ilan sa mga "sketches" ko sa ngayon - may ibang lumang ideas pero mayroon ding bago.  whether may patutunguhan sila, di ko pa alam, pero sana, oo.

this is a chord pattern i was tinkering around with on acoustic guitar, where the D string was missing. at first, i was just curious as to how it will sound, but ended up playing this for several takes.

 

this is an instrumental accompaniment to my friend alexander agena, jr.'s poem "the madsong of hesus" - a project that started way back in 2003 but up to now still hasn't been "recorded."

this is the third draft of purple kush, and it still has no definite structure. the D string is missing so it means i'm playing a 5-stringer.

this is just a doodle - the title says it all, really. and yes, the D string is still missing.

StarMan vs Great Puma: Best-of-9 Series to Unify the VWA and VWF Titles

this is a video i recorded using the FCEUX Emulator, the Pro Wrestling for NES/Famicom game, and Windows Movie Maker.

my wrestler of choice, StarMan, is the Video Wrestling Association (VWA) champion and has completed defending the belt against Fighter Hayabusa, Kin Corn Karn, Giant Panther, The Amazon, and King Slender. i have uploaded these matches in my YouTube channel, and just in case you want to watch them, here's my link: http://www.youtube.com/user/lambanogpusher

StarMan now faces the Video Wrestling Federation (VWF) champion, Great Puma in a Best of 9 series in order to unify the VWA and VWF titles. in the normal game, there is only one match to unify the belts, with the player being given a rematch if he loses the first match. in this case, i made up a storyline in which the two combatants face each other in 9 possible matches with the stipulation being a race to get 5 wins - whoever accomplishes this will be the unified VWA and VWF champion. i have posted the 9 matches (separately, of course) in my YouTube channel and did this project as a music playlist/video tribute of sorts.

again, this is the pro wrestling geek in me writing. i even went as far as re-arranging the sequence of the matches, depending on the endings, for a supposed dramatic/climactic build-up - i even made a run sheet to get things right, as i didn't want any mistakes. i don't really expect everyone to like this project, but this is just something i am passionate about - if some of my friends are into photography, outdoor activities, coffee, koreanovelas, or harry potter, then i guess i'm just the token professional wrestling nerd. and as weird as it may sound, i enjoy doing a project like this every once in a while because it makes me feel good and alive.

i do not own the songs i have used in making this video, and i am not making any illegal profits by posting this. thus, i have rightfully acknowledged each track used in the last two slides of this work.

song credits: artist-song

Breaking Point-One of A Kind (Rob Van Dam's WWE theme)

White Zombie-Thunder Kiss 65

Adam Morenoff-Break the Walls Down (Y2J Chris Jericho's WWE theme)

Oscar Gutierrez & Mad One-Booyaka (Oscar Gutierrez, a.k.a. Rey Mysterio's WWE theme)

Shadows Fall-Fury of the Storm (Rob Van Dam's WWE theme-used for a short time only)

Killswitch Engage-This Fire Burns (CM Punk's WWE theme)

White Zombie-More Human Than Human

Faith No More w/ Boo-Yaa TRIBE-Another Body Murdered (Samoa Joe's ROH theme in his early matches)

Powerman 5000-Nobody's Real

purple kush: revised, 10-3-2010

i posted this revised version on my YouTube channel earlier. here's the link and a short write-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy9VF0LcY38

this is a revised version of purple kush - a video i made a week before - with a basic structure. i decided to do this with a clean tone, i.e., no overdrive effect, as i like to have it as stripped down to the basic as possible. my playing still sucks, but this isn't final yet so just cut me some slack.

Tags: lakpue drug conspiracy theory no structure breakaway group Gising Pa! music

purple kush

posted this on my YouTube channel earlier. here's the link and a short write-up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ya0UIfulZ0

this is another song idea but i haven't decided on the final structure yet. i was just tinkering with this E chord and somehow came up with a rough pattern. i couldn't come up with a title so i decided to use "purple kush" - i've been playing this game in Facebook called Pot Farm and it's the highest strain of marijuana that i've unlocked - i have no idea if it's a real variety or just a fictional one. anyway, i put two different rough takes together - the first was unplugged as i was just tinkering around, and the second was done with an amplifier and overdrive effect (the effects settings was just done on a whim, with no reference whatsoever)

drafts lakpue drug conspiracy theory no structure breakaway group Gising Pa! music

welcoming the new, but keeping the old

pa-pampam ang import function ng Multiply albums kaya i had to do this the hard way. ito yung album na inupload ko sa Facebook kanina lang:

just a few snapshots of my guitars and amplifiers:

Dimitri (my old reliable RJ Stratocaster)

Pot-Pot (my old Dean Markley K20BX amplifier)

Juno (my newly-acquired Fender Stratocaster)

and Nicky (my newly-acquired Dean Markley K20X amplifier)

i bought my new babies from Packy, and it was worth every centavo. =O)>

p.s. the album title was based on a speech by Dr. Steve Rood on SWS' 25th anniversary celebration - i myself have been with the institution for about 10 years now.

Dreamscapes: the documentary (well, sort of)

as the title suggests, this is a documentary of the song "Dreamscapes," with the music being Kiko's idea and the lyrics and melody by Alex. i originally posted it here back in March 5, 2009.

here are the lyrics:

Dreamscapes

as soon as you're alone, you never have to worry 'bout the monsters in the closet and the nightmares you've been keeping to yourself.
I don't know how you do it but I never can, never can reveal it, yeah

and yeah I can't do it like you, yeah
yeah I can't do it like you, yeah
I can't do it like you, yeah
I can't do it like you
do it like you do it now, you do it and you do it

Keep away from trouble.
The dreamscapes are illusions but they are all true, all are true inside of you.
Never let me see them. Your eyes are terrifying, they are so untrue, but they're enough to burn me and

yeah I can't do it like you, yeah
yeah I can't do it like you, yeah
I can't do it like you, yeah
I can't do it like you
do it like you do it now, you do it and you do it


p.s. the cover photo was taken by Alex Agena.

here's the link to the video in my YouTube channel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1JByWdujiM

Why Sit There James Take 2

this idea occured to me nang bigla akong magising ng madaling-araw a few days ago. i tried to go back to sleep, but i ended up reading this book of poems that i had. i opened a page at random and proceeded to read on. my best friend Alex's poem "Why Sit There James" was included in that compilation. even though i have read it before, i gave it another look that time. after reading the last line, i suddenly realized that maybe it could be read aloud with some music in the background. so i started playing a chord progression i've been tinkering with for several years but haven't really used for anything other than wrist exercise.

i told Alex about this idea a couple of nights ago thru YM, and i also promised to work something out so he could listen to this idea of mine. siyempre, pinadalhan na naman ako ng mga "art film excerpts" ni gago at kung anu-ano pang shit.

gaya ng nasabi ko sa previous video, dapat kahapon ko pa ito i-re-record kaso kinailangan kong mag-work pa sa office - crunch time na kasi itong mga panahong ito kaya marahil ay napapansin ninyong wala ako sa sirkulasyon lately. or maybe hindi ninyo rin napapansin, i couldn't really tell.

the previous video was quite messed up dahil maraming sabit-sabit. i tried to improve a bit on this take but nothing is final yet. salamat na lang dahil i was able to figure out how to record using a webcam and our desktop PC.

ito nga pala yung tula ni Alex:

Why Sit There James

why sit there James forever dead in that black and white pic
forever flicking that half-finished smoke your eyes

dead set on the ember white burn brooding back in our eyes alighting
your image and you are supposed to be a nasty casualty

of a car crash why James always that bored look is the world too
slow like the gramophone that plays the fall in Four Seasons

sighs of the string section swirling below that auburn hair mingling
with the hair of your troubled roles the world troubled in bending

too much you can't see straight that you had it piped once with a pastor full
of sibilance in his speech probably promised you rain and salvation

and all you got was an awakening to a wedging in of Sodom sweet in its sin
yes they talked about it in Larry King Live your sweetheart confirmed

things you had done trashing your room for trusting in strangers for doping
shooting uppers faking talk shows saying driving too fast isn't safe

caring isn't safe you ran like hell the world couldn't follow couldn't swallow
stars like you falling fast and hard your soul cost millions they printed

your pretty face in posters pictures pin-ups up there in heaven Hollywood
where saints and sinners trade places faster than sideswipes happen

in long roads and runways engines revving up and down the slope
of your life
couldn't slant enough to not keep fans from fielding East of Eden full

even then why sit there James why let scumbags take your photograph
and remind
us of your pain if you had stared straight we sure couldn't have looked back

but you couldn't just sit couldn't let Bach cement you to that sofa had
to run
had to race time to halt your age to be as fast as you can be rushing

to the point where seconds become infinitesimal the pedals clutch and
rubber
enfolding and the gap in everything becomes nothing but an exploding star

Why Sit There James Take 1

this is a rough take of a proposed instrumentation for my best friend Alex's poem "Why Sit There James." i was supposed to do this yesterday, but i needed to work so it got a bit delayed. maraming sabit-sabit, sensya na - ngarag pa yata talaga ang utak at diwa ko.

mga pusa

wala akong magawa nung sabado kaya pinagkukunan ko ng mga larawan ang mga pusa namin sa bahay. apat sila, isang puti, isang black & gray, at dalawang orange. madalas silang nagpapahinga dun sa berdeng inidoro sa tindahan. naging malikot at mailap sila kung kaya't binalik-balikan ko na lang sila. nag-edit ako ng pics using ACDSee ulit: crop, sharpen, flip, adjust ng brightness / contrast / gamma / exposure / saturation / hue, black and white, negative, sepia, and oil painting filter.

wala lang, ka-weirdohan ko lang po ito.

from the cubicle

pagdating ko nung lunes dito sa office, i had this sudden weird urge to take some pictures. since dala-dala ko naman si Sophia, eh di sige. hindi na ako lumayo sa aking makalat na cubicle at ito ang mga subject na pinatulan ko: 1) ang aking pitsel ng Nestea na naiwan sa ref buong weekend kaya nag-freeze ang iced tea sa loob nito; 2) ang angel na ibinigay sa akin ng ex- ko nung college na si Sherryl after niyang makipag-break sa akin; 3) ang piggy bank ko sa ibabaw ng aking CPU na sinabitan ko ng sampaguita ilang araw pagkatapos ng Ondoy; at 4) ang newspaper clipping ng "You are Here" sketch ni John Lennon - kung saan magkasama sila ni Yoko Ono - na naka-tape sa cubicle ko since 2001 pa.

nag-pp ako using ACDSee: crop, brightness/contrast adjustment, at autolevels.

wala lang, random kahibangan lang siguro ito on my part. ewan.

nagpapaantok at walang magawa

ilang mga larawan ito na kinunan ko gamit ang aking portable media player / low-end camera na si Sophia nung isang gabi. matutulog na dapat ako kaya lang hindi naman ako antukin kaya nagpasya akong magkali-kalikot sa kama. nag-pp ako using ACDSee - crop, kalikot ng mga kulay, contrast, brightness, filter ng oil paint, sepia, negative, colorize, at iba pa. ang mga subjects na napili ko ay yung lamp ko na natanggap noong office Christmas Party, yung Buddha accessory sa cellphone ko, pati yung laruan kong si Ernie na ni-dreadlocks ko ang buhok way back in 1999. wala lang magawa, kaya ito ang naging resulta. =O)>

Freestyle Battle, Quezon City: Aga Go and Mon Cito vs. Maestra Najera and Lapid-ah!

Disclaimer: ang susunod na entry ay batay sa ilang videos na napanood ko sa YouTube at ni-simulate namin ni Idol Mon sa isang YM conversation, with Ronnel "Aga" Go and Ms. Sally "SHH" Najera as participants/rap combatants.  this is not meant to degrade or put down anyone, and if any of you are offended by the following, i will immediately delete this post if you wish.  posted are the following: 1) The "Original" Freestyle Battle in Olongapo between Kuryente and Maestra; 2) The "Spoof" Freestyle Battle by 2 girls and their cohorts; and 3) excerpts ng YM conversation namin ni Idol Mon with the freestyle rap eklat included.

Original Kuryente vs. Maestra Video:

Spoof of Kuryente vs. Maestra Video:

at eto naman ang excerpts ng YM conversation namin ni Idol Mon:

Mike Entoma: idol, may nag-spoof pala nung pinadala kong link sa yo

Mon: oo nga e, kita ko

Mon: 2 babae

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mon: kulit nung orig

Mon: pikon

Mike Entoma: mas natawa ako dun

Mon: hahaha

Mike Entoma: freestyle battle: anawangin

Mon: dapat next side project sa trip ganyan hehe

Mon: freestyle

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mike Entoma: sige, sige

Mike Entoma: baka naman may mapikon

Mike Entoma: dapat si Ronnel si Kuryente

Mon: haha! parang si maestra

Mike Entoma: tapos si Sally si Maestra

Mike Entoma: hahaha!

Mon: dapat SHH mode

Mon: hehehe

Mike Entoma: "ako ang bibira sa Agang walang utak..."

Mon: ikaw naman ang bibira sa hasang ng isada

Mon: isda pala

Mon: hehehe

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mon: si sally ang titira ng kabayong kulay pula, mamaya mamaya ay magpapakain na

Mike Entoma: kung ang ilong ko, mukhang Nikon, yang ilong mo naman, mukhang Canon

Mike Entoma: at yang kulay mo, mukhang pasa, yung mi\ukha mo mas mukhang pasa

Mike Entoma: freestyle lang yun

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mon: eto ang sagot dyan na malufet

Mon: mas ok pa ako sa kulay ng pasa kaysa naman sa mukha mo na isang pimple na tinubuan ng mukha

Mon: break it down

Mon: hehehe

Mike Entoma: pota

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mike Entoma: kailangang ma-save ito. buti at naka-archive ako

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mon: teka muna teka muna bawal muna mag-save, dahil marami pa mahaba pa ang wave

Mike Entoma: oo nga naman, di pa ako nauubusan - kasi mga tugma, mula sa kaliwa at kanan

Mike Entoma: sabi nga ng Radioactive Sago - di pa man sikat, laos na tayo - para bang si Izza Ignacio

Mike Entoma: teka, revise ko

Mike Entoma: sabi nga ng bandang Radioactive Sago, di pa tayo sikat, papa-laos na tayo - para bang ang dating sexy star na si Izza Ignacio

Mon: ayan na, ayan na inumpisahan mo na... siguradong gulo ito pag naubusan ka

Mike Entoma: di na ako mauubusan pa - pagkat kasama ko'y ang Happy Horse na si Najera!

Mike Entoma: tang-ina, natatawa ako

Mike Entoma: na-iimagine ko na ang freestyle na 'to ay totoo

Mon: aba teka lang, mukhang lugi ata ako, dahil ang katabi ko lang dito ay si aga go

Mike Entoma: pwede!

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mon: doc aga, doc aga, doc aga's in da haus, so if i were u i'd ran away like a mouse

Mike Entoma: eh yang katabi mo, masyadong sensitibo - sinabihan lang ng walang utak, panay na ang reklamo

Mike Entoma: itong katabi ko, daig pa ang parak - kaya't tumabi ka na bago pa siya mag-tawag ng uwak! uuuuuuuuuwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mon: ingat ka din pare ko dyan sa pambato mo, dahil baka mamaya ay kung ano na pakain sa iyo

Mike Entoma: kung anong pakain niya ay lulunukin ko - kahit paliguan pa niya ako ng pulang kabayo!

Mon: aba teka lang wag ka muna maglaway, dahil ang pambato ko ang tunggero ng lang-ay

Mike Entoma: kung tunggero ng lang-ay yang katabi mo, itong sa tabi ko, tumutula nang pa-yuko

Mon: at hindi lang dyan magaling ang pambato ko, mahilig din siya sa thumb na baliko!

Mike Entoma: kung thumb na baliko ang hilig ni Aga Go, si Najera naman, de-kulay ang kuko!

Mon: aba teka nga, walang gustong magpatalo... kung ako sa iyo e quits na lang tayo

Mike Entoma: kung yan ang gusto mo, wala akong magagawa - ang mabuti pa'y mag-videoke na sa Casa Ligaya

Mon: ngayong napagdesisyunan na tayo ay tabla, pwede mo nang i-save ang kalokohang nalikha

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mike Entoma: pwede

Mike Entoma: babuyan, babuyan

Mon: pang multiply post hahaha

Mike Entoma: sige, post ko mamaya

Mike Entoma: hahaha

Mon: sana lang ay wag mapikon ang mga taong ating sinabon sa malaking kalokohang ito na nabuo ng pagkakataon

Mon: yeah break it down!

Mike Entoma: yo, yo, yo!

Mike Entoma: oo nga eh

Mike Entoma: okey lang kaya sa kanila?

Mon: tingin ko ok lang naman, ganyan din naman ang linya ng usapan nung nasa sagada e

Mon: common knowledge sa mga participants hehehe

Mon: kung sakaling i-post mo nga e lagyan na lang ng "disclaimer" sa umpisa

Mike Entoma: sige idol, mag-draft ka ng disclaimer dito

Mike Entoma: para i-copy paste ko na lang

Mon: ngek

Mike Entoma: okey lang kaya? baka kasi may magalit sa kanila

Mon: mas mgaling kayo sa words hehe

Mon: haha! sige kung meyo alangan ka kahit wag na lang i-post

Mon: pero knowing aga go, malamang ok lang sa kanya eto

Mike Entoma: eh paano kaya si Sally?

Mon: tingin ko ok lang din, di naman na bago sa kanya yung SHH na joke e, sinasakyan pa nga hehe

Mike Entoma: sinasakya na parang horse

Mon: pero kung may reservations nga kahit konti e ok lang kahit di na muna post

Mike Entoma: pero natatawa talaga ako

Mon: or post man restricted na lang muna, sa mga nakakarelate lang

Mike Entoma: ang galing, putsa

Mon: tapos sabihin na lang na inspired ng freestyle na naipost mo din sa FB hehe

Mon: di dapat seryosohin

Mike Entoma: sige

Golden Girls from the Grave (final take)

last March 8, 2009 was our latest session – Kiko, Alex and myself – and this was one of the songs that we “captured” on video.  when i first heard this sometime in 2004, i got hooked in its melody – para bang na-LSS ako.  Alex and Kiko were able to retrieve the only surviving recording of this song and tried to re-construct it during that Sunday afternoon tryst.  i did rhythm guitar duties on this 4^th take – by the way, Kiko was the one messing up on the first 3 takes, kahit siya mismo ang sumulat ng musika nito – na-pressure yata sa rolling camera, hehehe… anyways, the following notes about the song were written by Alex in his YouTube channel:

“this is an attempt to resuscitate golden girls from the grave. golden girls was the first collaboration made by this group and the song is approximately 2-3 years old. it was criticised for lack of structure and merit thereof. the original song was recorded using a software so we could put in another track for the second voice.

the origin of the song itself came from our decrepit landlady whose trying to hold on to her glory days as a sort of sumptuous society girl in her own right, what with her skimpy attires and vaudeville-like make up while on the verge of fighting it out with father time. the lyrics itself doesn't really makes sense. i think it was part influenced by the fungi-filled odor of our room in evangelista coming from the horrendous shoes and eat-me-i-want-to-die medyas of a person we're just gonna name g-force.”

here are the lyrics as (re)written by Alex:

coming out of nowhere calls of bleak and blue swirl

like candlesmoke

and we can feel serenity giving up our safety valves
heart that seeks the same old breeze
causing our hearts to beat in one causality

we are one, none still none, we are sons of salt and

slush
no one knows but you and me
we can plead reality
and we can feel serenity
giving up our safety valves
heart that speaks the same old breeze
melting our souls to beat in one causality

here's the YouTube URL, if this doesn't scroll all the way through:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aSXbYq18Dk

how well do you know me? - gaya-gaya ako dito, obviously kasi gusto kong malaman ang mga sagot ninyo

1. The love of my life:
2. Where you and I met:
3. Take a stab at my middle name:
4. How long you've known me:
5. The last time that we saw each other:
6. Would I ever go sky diving?
7. Your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me:
8. Am I funny?
9. My favorite type of music:
10. Can I sing?
11. The best feature about me:
12. What do I want to do more than anything?
13. What is one thing that you think I should do?
14. Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they?
15. Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else?
16. Have you ever hugged me?
17. My favorite food:
18. Have you ever had a crush on me?
19. If there was one good nickname for me, it would be:
20. Your favorite memory of me:
21. If you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would bring:
22. Do I believe in God?
23. Who is my best friend?
24. Weirdest thing I've ever said or did:
25. Something only you & I would get:
26. What's the best thing about me?
27. What's the worst thing about me?
28. Do you find me hot or sexy?
29. What’s my dream car?
30. Will you repost this so I can fill this out for you?

pagdapo

pagdapo

a little backgrounder on this one: this piece was written on the morning of October 16, 2008 – or the first day of the RACE Negros Occidental tour. as i checked-in quite early sa airport, i decided to write something in my notebook just to see if i had anything left in me. i managed to cough up a few words before i decided to shelf the piece for a while, so that i could continue it later at the hotel or wherever. i hadn’t slept since the night before, so my head was quite fucked up, i.e., super ngarag pa rin hanggang paglapag namin sa Negros Occ. after namin manggaling sa Balay Negrense Heritage House, nagpasya ang grupo na mag-breakfast sa isang malapit na kainan. habang hinihintay ang kani-kanilang orders, nagsi-idlip muna ang ilan sa amin, including myself. pagkagising, wala pa rin ang mga orders nila. since hindi naman ako nag-order ng almusal, i decided to continue with the piece at tingnan kung saan ako makakarating. ipinabasa ko ito pagkatapos kay Lanie at siya rin ang nag-suggest na i-publish ko ito during a YM chat some time ago.

naisipan ko lang siya ng pamagat kaninang umaga, by the way. here it is…

pagdapo

wala pang tulog maghapon, magdamag.

wala pa rin sila – mukhang napa-aga ako.

masakit ang ulo, malamig ang paa.

naka-cowboy hat sa gitna ng wala.

patuloy ang galaw ng mga langaw

habang

pataas ang araw,

mistulang nagsasagupaang balaraw.

tatagos sa laman mo na parang pagbutas ng hikaw,

sing-talim ng sikat ng araw.

ang mga titig nila,

tutugisin at papatayin ka

tulad ng balang ligaw.

mulat ka na ngunit puyat,

mata mo’y sing-hapdi ng sugat,

ng ginayat na balat.

tinanong ka ng katabi mo,

ano ang iyong sinusulat?

naisip ko: ano nga ba?

marahil puro matatalim na sibat

gawa ng matinding puyat…

dreams (the weird ones, i mean)

i said in my previous entry that the next one would be about my OGL, but i had to write this entry down and post it. i had a strange dream last night – well, technically, it was this dawn, as i was only able to sleep at about 3:30 am – and i couldn’t make any sense out of it.

 

my dream was in technicolor (so it’s not in black and white, obviously) and it showed that i was watching a television program wherein a female host (presumably in her 40s) featured a man (in his 30s at least) putting on some sort of white cream all over his face. and the weird part was that, as i was watching that television program, i was also putting on that same white cream on my face. and when i was finished, that’s when i woke up. what the hell was that about? i am at a loss for a plausible explanation/interpretation.

 

if you thought that was weird, then you ain’t seen nothing yet. about 30 minutes ago, my cousin texted me about a weird dream he had last night. here it is:

 

“Nanaginip ako kagabi, sabi daw sa iyo ng boss mo: ‘Good job, Mike,’ sabay abot ng t-shirt ni Jennifer Lopez. Pinagbakasyon ka din daw as regalo ng opisina kaso na-delay daw yung alis dahil may bagyo. Binigyan ka ni Abet ng consolation, ng CD ni – guess who – Rick Astley. Kinuha mo daw, pero binigay mo daw sa iba yung CD.”

 

putaragis.

 

una sa lahat, hindi ako mahilig maglalagay ng kung anu-anong cream sa pagmumukha ko, astringent lang pero hindi cream.

 

pangalawa, hinding-hindi siguro ako bibigyan ng t-shirt ni J-Lo ng boss ko.

 

pangatlo, at higit sa lahat, kung bibigyan man ako ni Abet ng CD ni Rick Astley, eh HINDI KO YUN IBIBIGAY SA IBA – pwede akong mag-burn ng kopya, pero AKIN ANG ORIGINAL.

 

ganito ba ang nagagawa ng sobrang ikling pagtulog?

 

ewan.